BOOK ONE - THE HEADCRAB KING Episode 1: Hate Cuisine - 29th January 2009 Episode 2: Window Pain - 30th January 2009 Episode 3: Saucy headcrab - 2st February 2009 Episode 4: Potty Time - 4th February 2009 Episode 5: Expression - 6th February 2009 Episode 6: Kleiner's Scientific Method - 9th February 2009 Episode 7: Death's a Beach - 11th February 2009 Episode 8: The Prodigal Corpse - 13th February 2009 Episode 9: Barney Helps Out - 16th February 2009 Episode 10: Enter Mossman - 18th February 2009 Episode 11: Far from the Last Temptation of Barney - 20th February 2009 Episode 12: Lamarr in a Stew - 23rd February 2009 Episode 13: The Headcrab King - 25th February 2009 Episode 14: Calhoun the Hors D'Oeuvre - 27th February 2009 Episode 15: Deus ex Headcrabima - 2nd March 2009 Episode 16: There can be Only One - 4th March 2009 Episode 17: Public Relations - 6th March 2009 Episode 18: The Unleashing of Mr. Nibbles - 9th March 2009 Episode 19: Edible Administrator - 11th March 2009 Episode 20: A Friendly Reunion - 13th March 2009 Episode 21: Magnusson's Flashback - 16th March 2009 Episode 22: Headcrab Regicide - 17th March 2009 Episode 23: A Face on a Screen - 18th March 2009 Episode 24: Book One Epilogue - 20th March 2009 BOOK TWO - THE FREE CHILDREN'S COMMUNE Episode 25: In Which our Heroes meet Eli - 23rd March 2009 Episode 26: Eli wants me for a Sunbeam - 25th March 2009 Episode 27: The Initiation - 27th March 2009 Episode 28: Meet the Children - 30th March 2009 Episode 29: Someone's for the Chop - 1st April 2009 Episode 30: Lucky Houndeye - 3rd April 2009 Episode 31: The Doc Gets Leery - 6th April 2009 Episode 32: Dear Diary - 8th April 2009 Episode 33: The Iconoclasts - 10th April 2009 Episode 34: Day Tripper - 13th April April 2009 Episode 35: Intermission - 15th April 2009 Episode 36: Barrier Protection - 17th April 2009 Episode 37: The Set Up - 20th April 2009 Episode 38: Flawless Victory - 21st April 2009 Episode 39: The 'H' stands for 'High' - 24th April 2009 Episode 40: Eli's Persuasion - 27th April 2009 Episode 41: Short-term Memory Sauce - 29th April 2009 Episode 42: Quite a Mystery - 4th May 2009 Episode 43: The Thief of Manhood - 6th May 2009 Episode 44: Far-Out Freeman - 11th May 2009 Episode 45: Breen's Afternoon Off - 13th May 2009 Episode 46: Let Me 'Ax' you Something... - 15th May 2009 Episode 47: Come Fly with Kleiner - 16th May 2009 Episode 48: My God, an Evil Masterplan! - 18th May 2009 Episode 49: Free Children to Battle - 19th May 2009 Bumper Episode 50: Love & Bullets - 20th May 2009 Episode 51: Eli Away - 25th May 2009 Episode 52: A Toast to the Combine - 27th May 2009 Episode 53: Bombdemnation - 29th May 2009 Episode 54: Doctor Exposition - 1st June 2009 Episode 55: Clouds - 3rd June 2009 Episode 56: Doctor Breen, he went a-courting - 5th June 2009 Episode 57: Love is all Around Me - 8th June 2009 Episode 58: Now Departing - 12th June 2009 Episode 59: Headcrab Lost - 22nd June 2009 Episode 60: Over Nine Thousand! - 25th June 2009 BOOK THREE - LAND SAKES Episode 61: Deserted - 29th June 2009 Episode 62: Barney Really Digs It - 1st July 2009 Episode 63: Issac Kleiner - Man of the Land? - 3rd July 2009 Episode 64: You ain't Nothing but a Houndeye - 6th July 2009 Episode 65: Barney demonstrates his Bottle - 8th July 2009 Episode 66: Bitter Supper - 10th July 2009 Episode 67: Appropriate Attire - 13th July 2009 Episode 68: Goodbye, Fred the Beard - 16th July 2009 Episode 69: In Which Breen Dyes - 20th July 2009 Episode 70: Mrs Land's Melons meet a Sticky End - 23rd July 2009 Episode 71: Kleiner's Truce - 27th July 2009 Episode 72: Now You're Thinking with Portals! - 3rd August 2009 Episode 73: Melon Theft - 18th August 2009 Episode 74: A Very Special Announcement - 20th August 2009 Episode 75: Fatal Attraction - 26th August 2009 Episode 76: How to Ditch an Irishman - 7th September 2009 Episode 77: Shine on, Barney - 14th September 2009 Episode 78: Act of God - 17th September 2009 Episode 79: Making up is Easy to - WTF?! - 21st September 2009 Episode 80: Making up is Easy to do - 23rd September 2009 Episode 81: Go Figure, Miss Longfigger - 24th September 2009 Episode 82: Something for the Weekend, Sir? - 25th September 2009 Episode 83: In Flagrante Delicto - 28th September 2009 Episode 84: Walkabout - 1st October 2009 Episode 85: This is the Scientist we're looking for - 2nd October 2009 Episode 86: Mother Knows Best - 3rd October 2009 Episode 87: Is this the End of Lamarr? - 7th October 2009 Episode 88: Barney he do Mighty Magick - 9th October 2009 Episode 89: Doctor Breen has a Falling Out - 12th October 2009 Episode 90: A New Way of Being - 14th October 2009 Episode 91: Book Three Epilogue - 17th October 2009 Episode 92: Requiem for a Headcrab - 19th October 2009 Episode 93: Misunderstood - 21st October 2009 Episode 94: A Holiday Special - 23rd October 2009 Episode 95: Life Before Lamarr - 25th October 2009 Episode 96: How Roderick Came to Be: Part One - 26th October 2009 Episode 97: How Roderick Came to Be: Part Two - 27th October 2009 Episode 98: How Roderick Came to Be: Part Three - 28th October 2009 Episode 99: How Roderick Came to Be: Part Four - 2nd November 2009 Episode 100: How Roderick Came to Be: Part Five - 5th November 2009 Episode 101: Poetry Special - The Ballad of Melanie Land - 9th November 2009 BOOK FOUR - THE HOUSE OF LONGFIGGER Episode 102: Cremate & Cremating - 10th November 2009 Episode 103: Barney does a Bad Thing - 14th November 2009 Episode 104: Friends Reunited - 16th November 2009 Episode 105: Longfigger Administration PSA #1 - 17th November 2009 Episode 106: Miss Longfigger's New Order show their teeth - 19th November 2009 Episode 107: Longfigger Administration PSA #2 - 21st November 2009 Episode 108: Longfigger Administration PSA #3 - 22nd November 2009 Episode 109: Judith Mossman meets the Internet - 24th November 2009 Episode 110: Vocational Guidance Counsellor - 27th November 2009 Episode 111: Kleiner Lucks Out, Barney's Luck's Out - 2nd December 2009 Episode 112: Free Booze - 4th December 2009 Episode 113: Fangful Friends - 7th December 2009 Episode 114: Longfigger Administration PSA #4 - 9th December 2009 Episode 115: Naughty Vorti - 11th December 2009 Episode 116: The God-Awful Truth - 14th December 2009 Episode 117: It's a Black Hole, Son - 17th December 2009 Episode 118: Poor Miss Longfigger's Breaking Heart - 21st December 2009 Episode 119: A Very Barney Christmas - 24th December 2009 Episode 120: Be thee gone, thou Demon Gin - 30th December 2009 Episode 121: A Party in the Dark - 7th January 2010 Episode 122: Longfigger Administration PSA #5 - 9th January 2010 Episode 123: Kleiner's Experiments go to Pot - 12th January 2010 Episode 124: Saturday's Child - 16th January 2010 Episode 125: We Have some Bad News about the Pool - 19th January 2010 Episode 126: Barney's Prickly Pal - 22nd January 2010 Episode 127: Miss Longfigger comes to visit - 27th January 2010 Episode 128: There's Nothing that Science Can't Do, Nothing! - 29th January 2010 Episode 129: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #1 - 31st January 2010 Episode 130: Custom Reader Comics Week! - 1st February 2010 Episode 131: Cinema Lamarr Presents #1 - 6th February 2010 Episode 132: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #2 - 7th February 2010 Episode 133: Go Go Mossman Headcrab - 10th February 2010 Episode 134: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #3 - 14th February 2010 Episode 135: The Wrath of the Nasal - 16th February 2010 Episode 136: Stays Crunchy - 19th February 2010 Episode 137: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #4 - 21st February 2010 Episode 138: Religious Debate - 23rd February 2010 Episode 139: Night-time Naughtiness - 25th February 2010 Episode 140: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #5 - 28th February 2010 Episode 141: Stalker Stalemate - 3rd March 2010 Episode 142: Up yer pipe - 5th March 2010 Episode 143: Cubbage & This One Sunday Comix #6 - 7th March 2010 Episode 144: The Gross Episode- 10th March 2010

Characters & Half-Life 2 are the property of the Valve corporation. "Life with Lamarr" conceived, written and generally made by Conan Fiori-McPhee. This webcomic is created using 'Garry's Mod', written by Gary Newman and features the use of many maps, props and ragdolls that can be found at garrysmod.org. Website designed by Conan Fiori-McPhee.