Zera: Thank god there's no vuvuzelists at crabtossing events Awesome machines tho... lol my design was more like that spacerocket one, only it used lethal, completley laggy turrets that unfortunately spazed everything up Will we ever use wire?
Zera: Holy crap... WHY did my machine have to fail just so I couldn't send it D: Looking forward to another competition... and it WILL have an engieneer ragdoll next to whatever switch/watching plataform it has
Greenlazer: I thougt of entering the contest to get my steam stuff back, but then it hit me...
The Random Combine: I made it? thank god. Osku1234, YOU ARE DEAD!
Antlion: Hey, mine didn't do too badly considering you didn't put the headcrab on the intended part of the machine (the swing!)
Mail: That and Im praying for the crab you put in his to be slippery. That thing is huge.
Pilotguy97: Good idea!
CoMcPhee: =asg= alligator vs bloodysharky / Matrox vs Misteravoourlace / Dat Random Guy vs Osku1234 / Weililiu1958 vs Carmine3777 - the winners from each of those then face each other, then we have the two finalists. Don't worry, that'll all be in the same video. For why? If they all threw the crab the same every time I wouldn't have bothered but every time it's a bit different. So even if you didn't come top in round 1, you still stand a chance of winning.
CoMcPhee: Well... it's sort of off and on so I can't really do it gently... hold on, I'll tell y'all who drew who for round two (which we HOPE to get up tonight)
Pilotguy97: This time, please GENTLY unfreeze the basket beforehand, I don't want to look like a complete noob TWICE!
CoMcPhee: @Greenlazer: The competition is just for fun. Although we laughed at most of the contraptions, it's because they're just funny and ingenious as opposed to laughing at them because we thought they were rubbish. NONE of them were rubbish. Rest assured, I was impressed. You should have seen the pathetic attempts I came out with. As for round two, we're still flinging crabs out but in a knockout competion (think like the World Cup)
Mail: I've rewatched that video a good twenty times tonight, and yet I still wonder: "The fuck is round two? Its not built to do anything but fling the little facefucker out...."
Pilotguy97: After watching the movie, I can swear that I remembered to unfreeze that box, but it froze anyway. Well, I congratulate everyone.
Messmon: At least it was fun to build and test. xD
Messmon: Mine epically failed! Epic fail.
Mail: My incredibly retarded baby supercatapult served me DAMN WELL.
Greenlazer: Hold on a minnute. CoMcPhee, you ask your fans... YOUR FANS to send in their hard work to try and impress you, and you make fun of them though the whole video and blow them up (well i can forgive that one) Not really angry just intrested in yout thought process here.
Pilotguy97: Alright! My machine's the front cover!
Mail: That was round one, so what do you do in round 2? Same thing, however just...well..just the same thing?
Mail: note that its most likely been found already, however, i found it by myself, so im happy.
Mail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVaYoLVMj7Q&feature=player_embedded - there. ALSO, I JUST FOUND THE NAME RILLER SLIGHTLY EXPRESSED IN A WALL IN A SECRET TUNNEL UNDER THE TRACKS ON THE MAP C2A2C ON HLS. Riller = Dave Riller. Im proud of finding this.
Greenlazer: THERS A VIDEO ABOVE?!?!?! thats why it wont load
Mail: The video above? Also, bastard pronounced my name wrong. [Avv-Or-Lace]
Greenlazer: Didja what mail?
Mail: Did...did I just...Uhhh? Did...uh....
Mail: It CAN BE, under the required tick that the simpleton must FOLLOW FVCKING INSTRUCTIONS.
CoMcPhee: By the way, I was going to make it an update, but as it's going to take 2 vids, I'ma just pop it up there where Izzy is now...
CoMcPhee: Well Mail, you had to make a machine that could be operated by a simpleton you see. Anyway, you can all find out in about an hour or so, cos' we're rendering round one for upload now.
Mail: I didnt, most likely, because Mr. McPhee is probably one of those many hunks of AIDS-Riddled-Cheese that didnt use my machine right, resulting in a horrible and painful failure.
The Random Combine: Sad face. Or... um... i wear a combine mask. so... Sad mask.
CoMcPhee: And ruin the suspense? Certainly not!
The Random Combine: Co, PLEASE SAY MINE GOT THROUGH!!!
CoMcPhee: Yep, we've done the first round. Four of the entrants are out, the other eight are going to round two. We'll try and get the video of round one up asap. Electric_Eagle(est) your machine just fell apart due either to wire, phx or custom parts so we binned it!
Mail: In panel 8, Breen is being badass and copping a feel.
The Random Combine: It's obvious that I'm gonna win! ! hope...
Mail: We're updating at a pretty good rate, however I bet we'll get to the stunning conclusion and Co will die of a heart attack before we figure it out.
CoMcPhee: The televised event will be the next update. Hopefully by the weekend, or even tomorrow night! We keep going over how we're going to work out who wins... obviously everyone wants to see how their machine performs. So here it is: All machines will be filmed taking one shot. Best 8 will go onto stage two which will be a 3-stage knockout competition. Youtube allows 15 mins of footage so this is going to be a 2-parter I guess!
explosive_cheese6794: Can't wait to see who wins!!
Pilotguy97: @Hellrazah: He already is, for the final 6, at least.
Myst: I want noodelse
Myst: I want noodelse
Hellrazah: CoMcPhee, can you please make a video footage about that competition? I want to see how these bizarre machines work.
Pilotguy97: Any estimate of the release date of the televised event, Co?
The Random Combine: Uuuughhh..... God damnit. I hope i win the steam games in the contest.
CoMcPhee: All things will be resolved by the end I hope - even the cactus. @Mail: You mean the map for Breen's house? I can't remember what it was called... I found it on gmod.org seaching for 'house' or 'mansion' or sumfin... I'll have to try and find it again - might need it sometime.
Mail: AHWELL, Sorry. Heheheh. I have some trouble reading this late. Anywho, I desperately await my award for "DUMBASS STUPID FUCK MACHINE MAKER".
Pilotguy97: I know he responded. I just said I would reply in 18 hours time, but I was 15 or so minutes too early.
Messmon: It was 22 dollars American, I know that.
Mail: he answered. If Im not mistaken, its 15 bucks in steam games, not a mystery game.
Pilotguy97: It has been 17 hours 45 minutes since I wrote my question. BLAST! Anyway, thanks for the answer.
Megadroid: So...they have massage parlours in Hemel now do they? Tweren't like that when I were a nipper, nay lad, t't prossies when I were a lad used to slam you up against a tractor and rub gravel on yer parts...an' yer tell kids that nowadays.....
Greenlazer: Ok here goes nothing *rubs computer like a lamp* OHHH CoMcPhee for my second wish, I want to know what will happen to the catus/bullsquid...
Greenlazer: OH WOW!!! CO YOU GENEOUS!!! I ASK THE QUESTION AND YOU UPDATE THE COMIC!!! AND APARENTLY YOUR COMPUTER MADE IT THOUGH!!!!! HUZZAA HUZZAA HUZZAA!!!!
Greenlazer: Hey guys, uh I just re read ep 170 and they mention someone getting killed off. PLACE YOUR BETS!!!
Mail: Heres a question- What map was that?
Antlion: Check out panel 3 of episode 45! http://lifewithlamarr.com/index.php?episode=45 Prophetic, hmmyes?
Mail: The very best kind, Breen.
DOCTOR Wallace Breen: "Lol"? Did I just say "Lol"? What kind of idiotic ejaculation is this "lol"?
Mail: What? Thats simply not fair.
CoMcPhee: Er - maybe one or two more times I guess, but then I'm afraid we'll just have to ladle them backing into her shabby white Nehru jacket, never to be seen again.
Antlion: Ohohogod the suspense! How long do we have to wait before we can see Longfigger's bosoms again?
Mail: Damn! How long will it take to get these three strips out?
CoMcPhee: 'fraid not, Mail. Mossman's bleedin' life story might take up to three more strips to get all the way through!
Saguaro: Odd posing on that thar Longfigger.
Mail: McPhee you bastard! You couldnt just do it all in this strip!?
CoMcPhee: Talking of which, at time of this post there's one hour left if anyone cares enough to slip one in at the last moment. As it stands we have 13 entries (about 10 more than I expected). As you all know I was just going to use 6 but hell, you all want to see your machine in the running so I guess unless someone pitches in another one at the last moment I'll make (a rubbish) one up quick, enter myself to make it even numbers and we'll have a knockout competition of all 14!
CoMcPhee: Antlion: Not to give anything away, but let's be frank. There is no way in a ga-chillion years your bizzare wobbly contraption is going to win as it primarily tosses the crab downwards rather than along... but the novelty value is unmatched!
Antlion: The Jakob Nielson Award for the best contraption interface, The Michael Bay Award for the most explosions, The Isaac Newton Award for the most Source physics engine exploitations, The Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi Award for using the fewest parts, The Alan John Hackett Award for using the most number of elastic ropes...
Antlion: I hope I don't win first prize, as I am sworn off vidyagames for the next 3 months or so. Also because my contraption is mainly for lulz rather than practicalz. :} Maybe there will be jokey consolation categories, such as "Occupational Safety Violation" for the most dangerous machine, or "Some Dissassembly Required" for the machine that destroys itself the most spectacularly in the process of launching. Kinda like HL2 Achievements.
Mail: CoMcPhee, got another link exchange add for ye.
The Random Combine: Ugh, god damnit, I...need...win...cake. If i lose i demand to appear in LWL.
Mail: You think Im a dolt? Ive already used a much stupider AND more fun method, [climbing container i put in the place of the bridge] and killed the combine in a very badass way [hard mode], then proceeded all the way to the hueg road and now cant get by the hueg jump without the car. THATS JUST THE MAN TRYING TO KEEP ME DO- UP.
CoMcPhee: @Pilotguy: The Prize is not a mystery. The Prize is games up to the value of 15 pounds sterling. Your choice!
CoMcPhee: My SteamID? My SteamID is... CoMcPhee
Saguaro: Hey Co, what's your SteamID?
RED Spy: @Mail: Try knocking the bridge thing over with a shipping container so you can continue into the warehouse and the next Combine fight.
Pilotguy97: Ummm....question that I won't be able to read for 18 hours, what if we already have the mystery Steam game you say is the prize?
CoMcPhee: Hello beans. The computer-thing has gone well so we should get the next episode today. Also, last day to upload your crab-throwers - the compo closes at midnight tonight GMT!
Mail: Well, Im stuck. I got past the gate thing by using a box on the side of the ground to climb up it, but I cant use a box to get past the huge ra- WAIT A SECOND...Maybe if I threw a container over there with my crane, I could hit it just right and get past?
RED Spy: Oh, also: Don't even think about unleashing every rollermine you found on the road into the lighthouse. Literally every mine, around 12 with the ones from the house.
RED Spy: When you get to Lighthouse Point the attack won't start until the car is in the garage. ANECDOTE: When I played through HL2 on medium I carried a rollermine on the car for the entirety of the trip to Lighthouse Point. Turns out rebels will fire at it on sight. And it one-hit kills them. So I broke the game without hax by killing the dude who opens the door in the basement of the lighthouse.
Mail: Just got past the hueg firefight at Northern Petroleum, so I am having quite the run. Havent died yet. Hard mode. No car. Etc.
Mail: AND I JUST NOW STACKED UP A BOX TO GET PAST THAT BIT. I dont know if itll let me keep going, but I still feel good.
Mail: I feel SO DAMN GOOD ABOUT MYSELF! I just beat the entire bit with the car WITHOUT THE CAR ON HARD MODE! You know where your supposed to take your car? I got to the bit with cubbage and destroyed the thing on HARD MODE all on foot. THEN THEY WOULDNT LET ME PAST THE GATE, BUT STILL.
Mail: You dont really have to make jokes. I personally have nothing but miniseries and pictures so far.
Zera: I'd make a webcomic, but I suck at making jokes so chances are it would need some story... Maybe I'll let another aeon pass
Mail: If you start a final fantasy fic, I will stop supporting you.
Greenlazer: Fine then, Ima just start creating a fecking final fantasy fan fic then.
The Random Combine: Heck yeah! mine involves wheelchair's and bloody combine!
Mail: Apparently frickin' so.
Greenlazer: ARE WE ALL MAKING COMICS NOW??
The Random Combine: Hey guys, i'm planning to make my webcomic's first comic today! heres the link if anyone wants to see: http://sector16.smackjeeves.com/
Mail: Well, while we're waiting for Co to get his shit together, I made a new BA. Read it.
Mail: How about we use the machine guns? Im sure they're capable of teleportation. Im just sure of it.
Greenlazer: No I drive, you kick open the door and drag him back to the copter.
Mail: Heheheheheh. Does this mean I get a helicopter?
Greenlazer: EVAC helicopter fueled and ready for launch, Pilotguy keep up the readings on CoMcPhee's Computer's life suport systems. If anything hits zero me and Mail will swoop in to rescue him. we will deliver him safely to the nearest cyber cafe.
Mail: If we never see you again im coming over on a plane to find you with nothing but a machete and a pack of soda.
Hellrazah: No, please! Co, don't you dare to leave us like that! We won't stand without you...
CoMcPhee: The Great Cloning is over. Now the great formatting. If y'all never hear from me again - this is why...
Mail: Havent checked Ep1, but Ep2 has them changed too. Not to say theyre not cool, but the bruises kinda affect my comics.
Pilotguy97: Interesting. Are they the same in other games or is it just Gmod that had its models altered?
Mail: Just...you know, beat up, bruised people, and the little asian girl looks completely different.
Pilotguy97: Dear Co: Once your done, I'd recommend HDD health, it actively monitors the Health and Temperature of your hard-drives and gives you a waning when it is low or high, respectively. Dear Mail: What did they change into?
Greenlazer: I ACCCUSE ANON OF USING GOOGLE TRANSLATOR!!!!! that or hes maby a little canadian.
Mail: You know, when I got ep1 and ep2 my HL2 default citizen female's faces changed....Whats up with that?
Anon: Translation:Hello friends! My name is Jean-Claude Cheese - I am the French cousin of Odessa! It is sad, but he was told not to work here because he was always absent. So! To give an international flavor, I was invited to make comments. Unfortunately, I do not understand a word of English they say filthy mess. Viva le France!
Greenlazer: Good luck CoMcPhee, And may a flock of angels sing your hard drive to its rest.
CoMcPhee: Well, I'm sure you're all awaiting the next thrilling installment but my hard-drive was showing danger signs of impending death. Having experienced this about 3 times before, I can spot it. So I'm currently cloning my HD onto an external one and that, my friends, is take frigging ages. I started it off about 1 last night and it expects to be done 7:30 tomorrow morning! THEN I have to format said HD, reinstall Windows and replace my G-mod stuff before I can carry on but rest assured you'll be first in line when I've got everything replaced!
CoMcPhee: I do have a job. I manfully mow grass, build walls, repair engines and shovel heavy weights around. Maintenance!
CP Officer#512: Admitting my idenity is... Johnathan that guy who sent co an email. i want gmod.
Mail: Co McPhee, do you have a job? What do you do all day?
TCB: The Release Lamarr button is a bonus I added.
Mail: Sounds too complicated, TCB. He said one button press.
TCB: Co, I've sent in my launcher!

The directions for use: 1: Go to the two walls, stand inside them, there's a button saying "Release Lamarr!". Press it, and stand away from the box. Lamarr should appear. 2: Neatly tuck Lamarr into the basket. She must be tucked in, otherwise she won't travel very far. 3: Go to Zak and press the button, remember to stand in front of him, and out of the way of the catapult. 4: Enjoy watching Lamarr fly across the map 5: Give me DoD:S
Scelton315: Huh? And also, where's Cubbage or Fromage?
Pilotguy97: Uhhhhhh...........NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!
Mail: True, but for one, its pronounced "Myle", and for two, fuck you. Inconsiderate bastard >.>
Pilotguy97: I know, i've seen. Though I think your personal skin would fit better if he was in a Mail-man costume.
Mail: Thanks so much for that, Pilotguy. I love it when that happens. Also, great plan. I havee a custom skin, you know, though it is a slightly edited one, its still custom.
Pilotguy97: I have bookmarked your comic, Mail. Hey, Co, given that this Book's about to end, why don't you make a special edition comic about the Build Comp open day, using each contestants custom skin, or if they don't have one (such as your truly) they can pick a model from a bunch! Whaddya say, Co? It would make the contestants feel better when they see their contraptions in a comic!
Antlion: Shot or at least threatened with getting shot.
Antlion: People getting shot? We must be getting near the end of the Book!
Mail: http://lifewithlamarr.com/index.php?episode=130 OH EM GEE U GUIS BEST KOMIK EVAR SRSLY LOOK AT I. By that I mean its not there, its just the contact page sprawled where it should be.
Mail: Ill try, depending on what exactly theyd want me to do.
Scelton315: Haha! You shoild definatly do guest week, Mail, if Co does one. I'll definatly start make comic when I get back home!
Mail: Indeed. Got my first "How to be a G-Man!" page up. Today's lesson is about always having your stuff. I need to think of an update schedule, but Ill keep using my buffer for various pictures until i finish the actual story pics.
CoMcPhee: See, you can diss Reddit but it does get people over to take a look. Ignore the fact it'll get voted down. I suspect that isn't because they all hate it. but fanboys of the established comix like to keep potential competition supressed! Either way, reddit is excellent free advertising although a lot of regular redditors are huge asses. But there you go, that pretty much applies to the interwebs as a whole, right?
Mail: I plan to get started on my comic's first actual storyline later tonight, which will be "How to be a G-Man!", I still have to get all of the panels and pictures put together after I finish posing, and I plan to either A] Test it myself or B] Get my editor to do it. Either way, good.
Mal: http://boredomadventure.smackjeeves.com/ that one.
Greenlazer: Which one is your comic?
Mail: Total Page Views: 539 views Total Unique Visitors: 212 visitors. The comic started at 12:30 last night, so I am THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED. Liek, srsly. Im very ahppy about that.
AngryofAbsurdistan: Reddit redefines the pintless gheyness of the interwebs, it makes twitter look, well, no actually there is nothing you could do to make twitter look anything other than totally pointless."OMG! thanks for the re-tweet of my pointless observations on canned food!" "OMG! I just went poos and wees in a train!"
Mail: Awesome! Now go view my comic.
Greenlazer: Hey guys! Back from vacation. Spammer protection is back online.
Scelton315: No problem, I think I'll upload some after I get back.
Mail: Heheh. Thanks for looking, at least. Sites under renovation- Good thing I know basic HTML and there is free stuff on the net. If you ever do get around to making a comic Ill return the favor.
Scelton315: I would enter but my computers gonna need some free disc space forGmod. Also I'm on holiday til August. Oh, and Mail, I'll check your comic out. I've got one in mind but it's gonna be hand drawn.
Mail: Ok, what the fuck just happened? My comic skyrocketed from 20unique visitors to 104unique visitors. Am I to assume Co McPhee is a pageview wizard, or is that just reddit?
Zera: I think I'm bailing out of the competition, my machine's firing system spazed out all over the place when I did a live test... and I don't have enough free time to fix it thanks to my midcourse tests
The Random Combine: Insert Cubbage and this... wait, if cubbage got fired... Insert Cheese and this one maybe??? I'm confused.
Mail: Ohey- What is the actual point of reddit? I think it has to do with a votey thing? Here. http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/cti0k/boredom_adventures/Do that.
Mail: Wow. Reddit produces invisible views. They pop up, look at one page, dont comment, dont click any buttons, and leave.
Mail: They hate it, but they still view it, so that works!
CoMcPhee: Surely if they're fucking they'd be too busy to read webcomics? Nah, first port of call: reddit.com. Get an account (takes seconds) and post a link to your site in COMICS. That's a jolly good start.
Mail: The ones that give you a good 300 fucking viewers a day.
CoMcPhee: What secrets do you refer to, sir?
Mail: Mr. McPhee, mind sharing those super secret awesome advertising secrets again? I forgot....
CoMcPhee: ElectricEagle(est): Sorry, your machine failed to passed due to having red ERRORS all over it, and all the tincan thrusters just sort of - fell off in a head. You've either used a custom model (ie, non-Steam game) or Phx or Wire, none of which are allowable. If you can remake your interesting-looking machine without using those things, please resubmit it.
CoMcPhee: I certainly hope so! Last day is what, next Wednesday? So I hope the event will be up for the weekend. Refreshments provided by people's heads for the crabs and roasted crabs for the people.
Pilotguy97: Sort of, they're teachers at schools. I don't know one of them, though. So, ah, how long do you think the televised event will be? And for that matter, do you think it will end like the Aperture Science Tier-program incident?
CoMcPhee: Oh,o another crab-tosser uploaded for me to check out! Three days left to poast yours!
CoMcPhee: I think Mail got the impression you know each other 'cus you're threatening each other with females you clearly both know - but I suspect these 'females' are like Kiwi politician women or something. Am I close?
Pilotguy97: I don't Actually know him IRL (as far as I know) but I know he's around here somewhere. And in response to Megadroid, EEWWWWW!!!!
Mail: Ah, well, its not really got much to do with actually comictry yet. Im still just buffering right now with funny pictures and poses until I can get to an actual storyline. I forgot to post the link when I said that... http://boredomadventure.smackjeeves.com - And yes, smackjeeves has little freedom, yet it still has all the tools I require to be lazy.
CoMcPhee: Read it where? Or better still, send it to me for guest comic week! By the way, I don't know anyone on here in RL except Fioriboy and he's so glued to that Survival of the Fittest RPG nowadays I barely see the fellow
Mail: You know those somewhat pointless comics, much like Chris Urquhart's Gmod Comic? Well, I made one- Read it if you wish, if not, meh. Ill be updating daily until I a] run out of pictures, b] quit gmod, or c] find a better job.
Mail: Jeeze- Its not fair how you people may indeed know each other IRL and therefore be able to plot against us. I dont know anyone here IRL. Thats probably because no one in my area can navigate far enough with a computer to change their desktop settings, but you get the idea.
Megadroid: @Pilotguy79 in which case you have pervy fantasies about Ms Ballantyne.....she knows you think she's hot...I told her ;-)
Pilotguy97: I think it's spelled bleu, but i'll find out in my french lessons soon enough. And to address Megadroid, I actually go to WGP, Wentworth is WAAY to clean!
Scelton315: Monsieur Fromage? Mr Cheese? Sacre blu (or however you spell it. I'm not in France, I'm in Portugal).
gorman2001: j'aime Monsieur Fromage, très drôle !
CoMcPhee: @TCB: 'Fraid not. We might accept saved games on some contests, but everyone's managed an adv. dup. file and it would be unfair to change the rules regarding that now. However, saved game files do offer more scope so as I said, we might consider them another time.
Megadroid: Oh we got 10 sheeps for every humans but Pilotguy wouldn't miss them...all he can see is grafitti and rotting houses with the same orange roofs. Ha ha! ;-) I bet you go to Wentworth college and have fantasies about Mrs Van Zyl :-)
TCB: Co, for the contest, can't we make Zipped folders, containing the saved game of the launcher?
Mail: Then you must not have a lot of people. Ive already made it clear sheep dont exist- also, the fuck is with all the smackjeeves yaoi comics? I looked around on the site for something to read, and 1/7 things that I saw were some sort of gay-boy manga.
Pilotguy97: Ships or sheep, cause we are plentiful in both. And be quiet Megadroid, you'll ruin NZ's image! You know, more sheep than humans.
Mail: Oi- Ships creep me the fvck out.
Megadroid: Pilotguy97....how feckin' many sheep arethere in G Harbour dude? About 12 last time I looked and most of them at Te Haruhi Bay...how many can you see from your leaky home??? Lol ;-)
Mail: Why dont you just take the time to record you using them all? Give me a good fricking show for a while.
CoMcPhee: Suurrre! Anyhow folks, 4 days left until headcrab-launcher D-Day. Hm - got more entries than I thought! I was going to boil it down to the top six getting to throw two crabs each, but maybe y'all prefer ALL the entries get to throw 1 crab each so you all see how well you performed (or not)?
Mail: You are clearly on drugs. Theres no such thing as a sheep. Thats not a sheep. No. Thats Tim.
CoMcPhee: Unless you moved to Buxton in Yorkshire. Then there would. BAA.
Pilotguy97: Yeah, that's the one thing i'd find awkward if I went to england. If I looked out any window, there wouldn't be 26,000 sheep staring back.
Gazza: I'd just like to clarify that "Like sheep" refers to the things that we miss, not the way that we talk about stuff. We're not sheeple! Just try 'n' push us around - we'll make short work of you! We don't put up with tin-pot Muldoons anymore, do we what. Crikey dick.
Bazza: Ex-pat Kiwi. This is why we star as Kiwis who are doing their OE as casual Combine over in Europe (or whereverthehell City 17 is) and talk fondly about the old country and all the cool shit we miss. Like sheep.
Mail: Rawr indeed.
Nope.avi: Rawr.
Pilotguy97: I saw that EXACT saying in picture form on a postcard once. And Gazza/Bazza, is your "Host" Actually a Kiwi?
Megadroid: Australium? No such place as Australia...its the west island of New Zealand, its where we store all our useless pricks...
Dave: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Mail: Im not sure what you people are talking about.
Gazza: Nah mate, Australium is for making dumb-as-bricks people bright, whereas Newzealandium turns geniuses into bogans. That's why us Kiwis are so modest and average-achieving until we move to Aussie or Canada or, dare I say it, England.
Pilotguy97: BLAST!
CoMcPhee: Lucs got on cus the two shoutboxes are separate entities - with their own IP bans etc. Usually I paste a ban in both but Lucs evaded capture!
Pilotguy97: Too true, Gazza! We were also a few meters off of beating the wright brothers to flight! Yeah, VALVe got it wrong! It ain't Australium, it's ZEALANDIUM!
Pilotguy97: Was Lucs linking to the same site again, or a different one? For that matter, HOW'D HE EVEN GET BACK ON?! I thought you banned his sorry ass!
Gazza: Too bloody right mate. Trying to stand out from the crowd and get noticed just 'coz you're small, that ain't what being a Kiwi's all about. Oh by the way, we made LOTR and Flight of the Conchords and invented nuclear fission and powered flight and the jetboat and frozen meat and the telephone and democracy and astronomy and DNF and we're good at rugby, too! Give 'em a taste of Kiwi!
Bazza: By crikey I remember back in godzone how we'd deal with bastards with aspirations of hackery: grab them by the dungarees and dunnyflush the buggers! That usually stops them skiting about being a dick on the internet! Cut those tall poppies down a size or three!
Mail: Indeed.
Dave: Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
Mail: The whooping crane is very amazing and spektakular.
The Random Combine: Whooping crane is credit to whooping.
Timozet: Red alert is off, Co pwned the hacker.
Dave: WHOOPING CRANE! Whoop Whoop Whoop
CoMcPhee: Lucs? Still thinking he's a hacker because he can copypaste crappy PHP from some lame site? Why, I oughta - well, I oughta ban his butt from that box as well. Oh, I just did.
Mail: I made a map of my room so that I could blow it up. Fun fun. Its actually a pretty good one, not the best, but pretty good.
Timozet: RED ALERT: Lucs has returned. He's in the roleplay box.
CoMcPhee: Sadly, Kitteh Poo-Poo Snax (Popped by Precious Persians) are no longer on sale. Nobody can fathom out why.
Uriah: Kittteh Poo-poo Snax
Prof. Cubbage: Oh dear. What racial stereotyping horrors have I unleashed...
CoMcPhee: Oh, it's remedial Spanish you want next time is it?
Professeur Cubbage: La France is feminine, not masculine. And what's all this "Viva" nonsense? What is this, remedial Spanish class?
The Random Combine: Cubbage got the sack? WHY CO? WWWWHHHHHYYYY???????????
Mail: Ok. Good. We're all in consensus here. Lets get rid of him. I'll start up the bonfire.
CoMcPhee: I imagine any French visitors will view Fromage's French in much the same dim way as all the Kiwi's viewed Bazza & Gazza's 'accents'.
Mail: Sweet jesus fuck! Please tell me we arent keeping the french commentator! I mean, I know we get some viewers from france, but we get more from the US...and to be frank, I miss Cubbage...*sniff*
explosive_cheese6794: 0_0
google translator: Hello Friends! My name is Jean-Claude Cheese - I am the French cousin of Odessa! It is sad, but he was told not to work here because he was always absent. So! To give an international flavor, I was invited to make comments. Unfortunately, I do not understand a word of English they say filthy mess. Viva le France! "
Mail: Who is this shifty french character?
Pilotguy97: A FRENCH commenter?! Well, good thing i'm taking french classes then, eh?
The Random Combine: TIME FLIES??? SPY!!! *Shoots everyone and faints for some reason*
CoMcPhee: Oh, a year a TWO days - but the point remains.
CoMcPhee: Talking of the Baron, it's his birthday sort of - it is exactly a year and a day since he first appeared in the comic. Like the Baron - time flies, don't it?
CoMcPhee: @explosive_cheese6794:Thank you!
Pilotguy97: Baron>Incorrectly named but aptly mention 30.cal portable machine-gun matched with Dark Energy based Laser and 3 Battalions of Overwatch Totenkopf elite. What more can possibly be crammed into this barrel of Monkeys and grubz?!
Greenlazer: Barron= Greater threat than combine.
Mail: I cant wait until the end that it turns out that the Baron is actually mothman.
RED Spy: Wait, did The Baron just save everybody (excepting Nosedive) from the 50 cal? Isn't he the main antagonist of the comic?
Saguaro: THE PROPHECY WAS RIGHT! Note: Earlier I made a plot guess that Nosedive would take a shot meant for Longfigger. I am a genius. Wait... Doesn't this mean that Mossman's dark secret gets broadcast?
explosive_cheese6794: hey Co, I re-uploaded the contraption with a gmod button like you you said.
Mail: Would it count as a cameo if Cubbage popped up in this one??
Mail: I wrote and directed a comic about him hiring an assassin to try to "kill freeman" as a test of freeman's skills. It had him a whole lot in it. I never posted that comic because everyone hates me too much and I figured they wouldnt like it.
CoMcPhee: Yes, poor old G-man - strangely underused in LWL isn't he? He got to narrate that mini comic about Earl and Rod and was seen from the back getting some oral action during the great orgy but that's about it...
Scelton315: One 50 cal gun canapparantly brake your hand. By the way, TCB is right, moar G-man!
TCB: You fail because you called teh interwebz "the real world". Anyway, great new issue, Co. Loving it all always. I recommend the next one has a hidden G-Man. I love it when comics do that.
Megadroid: Co writes this comic and creates the world therein...breen can have whatever feckin' weapon Co chooses....50 cal, .234 winchester with full metal jacket or a gas powered spud gun...honestly...some of you 'tards really should take your meds before interacting with the real world...even THIS reality!
CoMcPhee: NORMAL people have a .30 but BREEN has a -=FIFTY=- CAL! Or I'm covering a writer's error. Your choice, but *I* like explanation 1 better!
d;: tension builds up, i havent been on this site int he longest time, good to catch up with the ol' comic
Mail: Either way, Breen said 50cal, so thats what Im saying. Why would it be hot if he never- Oh. I didnt see nosedive shoot it. I kinda assumed since Breen is so old that he dropped it or some sh1t.
The Random Combine: Because Mr Nosedive has these AWESOME LAZOR SKILLZ!!! But he is dead, probably... Also, seeing the last panel of the newest comic, Having a machine gun hand would be awesome, because it look liked breen had a machine gun hand. And Lamarr should just eat the baron.
Mr Obvious: It's actually .30 cal, it's red because it's hot.
Mail: Whyd the fitty'cal turn red on the floor?
comcphee: you place a light entity, which is a point of light that emits in all directions. spotlight entity projects light in a cone. And don't get too excited chillun! We can't kill off old Nosedive just like that! What about our emotional death scene? HmmmmmMMM?
Mail: Oh- Heres a question...How do I make a light thats on the ceiling and emits it and lights an entire room.
Zera: Nosedive died... WOO VIDEO WILL KILL THE BREENCAST STAR
igg: PWNED
Mail: Well, I would need some more advanced lessons on using that, and it seems really confusing. Also: YES! FINALLY! LETS SEE THE MOSSMAN SEX VIDEO! NOSEDIVE IS DEAD! HE PROMISED.
CoMcPhee: General lighting of the map. It represents what you have in real life with light reflecting from clouds, light surfaces etc. During the day, there are very few places that are completely dark due to reflected instead of direct light, and that's what the ambient light in light_environment represents.
Mail: Likes, say, light_enviroment is a thing that shoots light all around it, rather than opposed to shooting it in one direction, OR, just sets the general lighting of the map/area?
CoMcPhee: By the way, anyone with interest in making maps needs that wiki I just linked to - it's a goldmine of useful stuffs!
CoMcPhee: @Mail: Light_environment is a entity you can place anywhere in your map to represent general lighting, as opposed to light coming directly from the sun or other sources. Easiest way to get it right is to place your entity in the map and use the page I'm about to link to to set it's properties. Use Valve's examples for sunset, noon etc. and you won't go far wrong. See: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Sky_List
The Random Combine: Wut.
Megadroid: 27 - 12...sounds like recent (losing) rugby score for the Yarpies ;-)
Pilotguy97: 27 on right now, 12 from south africa! YAY SOUTH AFRICA!
Mail: Im not sure what that means at all. Thats why its not a good one.
Pilotguy97: I know, I saw! Needs moar light_environment.
Mail: I made a map! Not a good one, but one!
Pilotguy97: I just noticed that somebody uploaded one of my screenshots on the doodler! I'm pretty sure it wasn't me. That was nice of you, random guy. (not to be confused with Dat random guy)
Pilotguy97: Everyone's saying A.S gives them super low fps, yet i'm running it with a higher FPS average than Gmod! There is no justice...
Megadroid: Whackypedia....
Greenlazer: *loads the "Stalker Blaster" tm.* and how do you know this megadroid?
Megadroid: Conan does not have a beard nor the capacity to grow one. He has a genetic disorder that means he is devoid of all facial hair except for what is on his head. He has no real eyelashes but had some transplanted from a dead Latvian Tractor Driver when he was 9 yrs old. this was paid for by the Sultan of Brunei as a philanthropic gesture.
Mail: I bet Co is trying to get a beard.
CoMcPhee: Phx button, eh? If you could replace that with a regular gmod button and re-upload - that'd be great. Phx is FORBIDDEN!
Zera: And my machine is one step closer to completion, I do have to fix a small bug, but it's almost done... Massive lag warning tho, it WILL make your computer shit bricks, mine went from a high fps to around 5 or less
explosive_cheese6794: oh, and Co, here is the svn link to phx btw. https://phoenix-storms.svn.sourceforge.net/svnroot/phoenix-storms
explosive_cheese6794: I'm sorry, I forgot it was a phx button.
Mail: Not only that, but slightly darker clothes and his pants tucked in a weird manner!
Greenlazer: All i see that you added to Cubbage was a tear and a chain
Mail: Anyone want my Gangster Cubbage? http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=view&id=104677 I think its pretty cool. Hexed and all.
Mail: Was it Random Combine or Pilotguy that wanted the lwl_plummet map? I found it in my Archive files and cans end it to them.
CoMcPhee: Cheer up, angry Antlion! You could have MY computer, which was delivered to a friend in a 'squashed' condition and was Co-repaired and is now literally held together with red gaffer tape. It's my friend.
The Random Combine: And i got the team fortress 2 hat by completing 2 games of that awesomely graphic's and the sweet gameplay and the awesome weapons of playing alien swarm!
Angry Antlion: Fucking Alien Swarm won't run on my computer, which was custom built to be an awesome gaming machine only a year ago - and has gotten several hardware upgrades since then!!
The Random Combine: Motherfu-----
CoMcPhee: That's true, but the only custom item he's used is a button - in other words, it's just the trigger and doesn't affect the operation of the machine at all. So that's why I'm giving him a bit of leeway. He can post his machine again with a standard button or point out the custom button he used.
The Random Combine: Hey Co, remember your contest rule? using default props, example hl2, tf2, dod, so that means explosive_cheese is out for using custom stuff. i'm not trying to kick him out, but thats the rule you made.
The Random Combine: Meh, prehaps i need to do other stuff then worry about the contest. and from Co's comment, CRAP I THINK I'M GONNA LOSE.
CoMcPhee: @explosive_cheese (nice name by the way - we should make an explosive cheese SWEP that replaces gmod grenades) did you use some kind of custom button for the button on your machine? and if so, can you post a link?
The Random Combine: I've played it, its kickass, however unless you have a good PC or laptop it will lag hard. Also, explosive_cheese679,don't get to cocky, Mine is probably way better then yours.
Mail: Baha! Mine seems to be done aswell! A quick shower then Ill try her out!
explosive_cheese6794: yay! I've qualified for the contest!
Pilotguy97: ALIEN SWARM IS DONE! WOOHOO! *Runs off clutching a winning lottery ticket that spontaneously appeared out of nowhere* Btw, A.S comes with a new SDK system, tile-based, if you didn't already hear.
Mail: Ah, well, I have to wait untill 2:00AM either way, or else it will go really slow and exceed my DL limit.
Pilotguy97: According to Steam, mine'll be done within the hour, but that won't happen. I say around two hours from now i'll be blastin' my way to a TF2 hat like there's no tomorrow.
Mail: Maybe- Ill hopefully have it either 75%-Done tonight...or less. It depends on if my internets going to b1tch me out.
Pilotguy97: I'm the only person out of my gaggle of steam friends that doesn't already have it. It's at 6% right now. Apparently it's a short game with 1 campaign, more or less like L4D. Maybe when we both finish, we'll play together!
Mail: Picked up Alien Swarm! Gotta install it. Anyone whos played it already- it any good?
Pilotguy97: Alien Swarm is just what would've happened if L4D met Dead space. Four heroes, a gaggle of aliens invading an outpost. WOOHOO! Steam, HERE I COME!
Zera: Finally got around to a working machine of sorts... still some tweaking to do... Does it matter at all if the firing mechanism produces horrendous lag when fired? I know my comp almost had an epileptic fit and it isn't precisely an old comp On a sidenote, woo, like 5 hours downloading Alien Swarm and it's 40ish percent! Crap internet ftl
Mail: Someone already mentioned that little bastard. I got him killed once in Army Of Two: The Fortieth Day, I dont need to kill him again. I want regular kids-
CoMcPhee: There is ONE kid model with a posable face I know of, but I haven't actually tried him out. Maybe he might fit the bill? Go to garrysmod.org and search "asian kid"
Mail: Mail ==>
Mail: Damnit Co! Oh well. I put an FP thread on it, half hate it, half love it, no modelers have probably seen it.
CoMcPhee: Yeah! Leave FB alone! He has enough issues with me as his parent! Wait, what? @Mail: Yes. We do need kiddie models with face flexes - but I haven't even mastered ragdolls yet, never mind face flexes! :(
The Random Combine: Hey guys! install the free game: Alien swarm, if you complete 2 co-op games, YOUR FREE TEAM FORTRESS 2 ALIEN HAT AWAITS YOU IN YOUR BACKPACK!!!
Mail: I know he does, but I figured Id try and help. Damn.
AngryofAbsurdistan: @Mail. Not your job to tell fioriboy how olive his life. He may be over comix or he might have found a good pron site. Leave the boy alone, he has enough issues with Co as his parent :-)
The Random Combine: Never fear! my friend: Dat random guy (who you should know is just my steam username) has reopened the doodler. because he can.
Mail: CoMcPhee, do what the other people deny me of! Make some children models, because I have to make a comic, and Im in desperate need of some kids that actually work. I mean, regular kids with face flexes, rather than baggy fricking clothes workers....Pl0x? Heh. [It did say model requests were allowed on the contakt page, but its just easier to do this]
CoMcPhee: We've been censored?? Oh noes! Who will save us?
GeodesicDragon: Never fear! The FCC is here! ... and they've shut down the doodler. Arseholes.
Mail: True, that wo- Dear lord, someone's drawn a penis and its displaying next to the chatbox. Im going to sue this site.
CoMcPhee: No - MP3's not videos next week! I decided to hang onto the video until the current story is over. It'll cheer you all up.
Mail: This is the second time weve heard there is a cubbage video coming next week, and that didnt happen if Im not mistaken....
CoMcPhee: I've heard them. There is no way I would charge anybody money to hear Cubbage sping. Watch out for the results, probably next week sometime!
Mail: Heh...Really? Thatd be awesome..I would probably pay money to hear those done. Heh.
CoMcPhee: I'll draw his attention to it - reader pressure sometimes has the required results. And @Greenlazer: We already have "My Name Is (Odessa Cubbage)" and "The Ace of Spades" in the can!
Mail: You know, I dont do anything but the computer, and I can still find time to do my stuff! Either way, I asked him if he needed help with it a while back via the social networking service, and he said no, so my part is done. It still is such a disappointment to open the page every day and fine "So thats why they call them Immolaters" still friggin there.
Greenlazer: Well, the update scared me. I imagined cubbage (the HL2 one not yours) actualy singing this. and I was worried you might try this stuff live.
CoMcPhee: I made humorous remarks to him about his update schedule yesterday, but he didn't really register - he's obsessed with this RP thing called "Survival of the Fittest" lately, and basically does nothing else. At all. Whatsoever!
Mail: I have a question about Fioriboy's story- Why isnt it updated often? Is he just too busy, or does he not know what hes going to make happen, or what?
Pilotguy97: Ah, yes. Clarification leads to satisfaction.
CoMcPhee: To clarify: "Spinging" is a method of song-delivery basically invented and definitely perfected by William Shatner. What you do is, as you can't sing a fecking note, you SAY the song (don't worry about being in time) BUT you add lots of dramatic pauses and flourishes. For the greatest ever example of spinging, which you might have seen parodied on Family Guy, go to youtube and put "william shatner rocket man". Then prepare to be astonished.
CoMcPhee: @Megadroid: Bullseye on the Shatner reference! Behold the Shatner cover: http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/w/william-shatner/album-the-transformed-man.jpg
Pilotguy97: Actually, it wasn't another company, it's originally a mod, so it was made by individuals who VALVe later hired/bribed to create the game under VALVe's name.
Antlion: Valve didn't make Alien Swarm. Some other company did, but then they converted it to Source after they were hired to work for Valve (on L4D).
Lemmy: If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man You win some, lose some, it's all the same to me The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say I don't share your greed, the only card I need is The Ace Of Spades The Ace Of Spades
AngryofAbsurdistan: Cubbage does Motorhead!!! I would pay to hear that! If one likes to place a wager, I tell you my good fellow that I am the one you bally seek. One might have a wizard outcome what, or possibly lose one's shirt, I am not of a mind to differentiate. One gets one's jollies through participation, your thoughts on the matter are of no consequence to one . I am not disposed of a similar selfish appetite, the only card that Cubbage requires is the bally Ace Of Spades The Ace Of Spades dontcha know what!
Megadroid: See William Shantner and his album from the 70's.
RED Spy: Odessa Cubbage "spings" all your favorite hits?
Mail: THIS MUST BE DONE. Get Kepple along with it and you two should make a fvcking cubbage album. Itd be great.
CoMcPhee: Make 'er good - there's still 10 days to perfect it!
Zera: If all goes well my tosser should be done by tomorrow... I don't think I'll win tho... but at least I'll try to push crabby as far as possible
Mail: I know IRL the guy's name is Thomas Gore, but I wasnt sure about those sketches.
Saguaro: Valve made Alien Swarm. It's not for Mac. I do believe they said that ALL Valve games would be Mac compatible.
RED Spy: The names of the Balloon Shop dudes are Derrick and Alex.
Mail: Its a sound clip from a Baloonshop video, and if Im not mistaken, his name is Alan.
The Random Combine: Lolwut, i never win this stuff anyway, i hope i do, also, i dunno that guy's name in gmod idiot box 9, sounded like alan.
CoMcPhee: The moar the merrier I say! Then after the 28th I weed out the six best and it's all down to whose crab goes the furthest! I'll be using the ol_measuring stick so we get a precise reading! You'll find out whose was the best end of the month or so, but don't fret - we'll do another contraption competition for August. If you don't win anything this time, you might next time.
Pilotguy97: I believe his name was Alex.
The Random Combine: Oh yeah, on my entry Co, please ignore the aperture science Repulsion gel mixed with Propulsion gel toxic perfumetic liquid barrel device. they just make it go further and faster... AND hold my contraption up. Also... Hey Alan! Can you share? *Whack's weed outta Alan's hand (gmod idiot box 9 reference ftw!)*
The Random Combine: Oh... But i need steam games since i can't earn any money. Please say that mine was the best? and Co, don't you think your letting in to many people, we can't have 1000000 people enter and they all get a good rating?
CoMcPhee: Now, now - this compo is open to everybodie! (BUNNIES FLOWERS HAPPY) But I think very few came from FP anyway. Well, 1 possibly.
CoMcPhee: Another pass. It passes on the criteria that it works and obeys the rules. Fortunately for K., the criteria does not specify it has to not look like it's going to disintegrate at any moment. Lucky!
Mail: Dereee- Oh wait. Yeah, I agree. 4LL F4C3PVNCH3R5 N33D T0 FVCK 0FF
The Random Combine: Why can't peoplt just stop entering the contest... *curl's up in a little ball like a hush puppy*
CoMcPhee: Oho, that'll be Kepple's epic efforts. I'll check that out right now.
Pilotguy97: And Jacq from the forum also entered the comp, so that makes eight things to gloat over! Happy happy Joy Joy!
Pilotguy97: Oh your not comment stalking, i'm just plain everywhere.
Mail: Nice! Ive saw his stuff and its really not fair to anyone. I also apparently commentstalked your ass, because I see you everywhere.
Pilotguy97: He's drawn NSFW Comix style, sooo... On another note, have you guys seen the Mass re-uploader on Gmod.org? He's called CloserS and he's about to get Perma'd!
Mail: Hmm...Who is that fellow in the poster above Gordon's head in panel 5? Looks like some sort of mutant mix between the heavy and johnny bravo...
Pilotguy97: And where is this, how you say, "Hotel"?
Greenlazer: Hey guys! The internet in this hotel works!! Just wanna let you know I can get on.
Mail: Im making a present for Mr. McPhee, regardless of if he wants it. I'll put up a link when its finished.
Pilotguy97: NO DON'T SWALLOW! *Muffled explosion*
CoMcPhee: Stuff your mouth with Mintos then add a huge glug of Diet Coke. Your mouth'll foam then. Also your nose.
Zera: On a sidenote I can't wait to use the tile-based generation tool to make something that looks like Braxis from Starcraft... Or like cp_coldfront
Zera: My mouth foamed earlier D:
Pilotguy97: My mouth foamed when it said it used the Source engine and was made by VALVe. Source isn't THAT good!
Zera: woo less than 2 days for Alien Swarm! In case you don't know, http://store.steampowered.com/app/630 and it's feckin' free
CoMcPhee: Well getting textures into Hammer to use in maps is a piece of pie. Light is a bit more complex. But the textures, you just use VTFEdit (Google it) to load in the image you want to turn into a HL texture. Go to options, tick "Auto Create VMT file" if you haven't already. Save it to "Steam/steamapps/[your steam name]/half-life2/hl2/materials" - you might have to make the "materials" folder. Next time you open Hammer, bango, your texture is ready to use. It might look all messed up in the Hammer browser, but if you apply it you'll see it works fine. Don't fergit tho, once you drop your map file into the Garry's mod "maps" folder, you'll have to copy all your custom textures and save them in the Garry's Mod "materials" folder too, or you'll find yourself in purple-chessboard land.
Mail: Its not that its hard, its that the tutorials are REALLY REALLY boring to read.
Pilotguy97: They don't get any easier bud, thats how the Source engine is.
Mail: Once again, Ive tried, but I cant really concentrate on the valve tuts...
Pilotguy97: I really didn't want to link it, but here it is: http://developer.valvesoftware.com/wiki/Adding_Light
Mail: True, Co, but Steam Wiki is a pedophile, and I have problems at keeping my eyes on it. Im sure if you wrote it Id be more inclined to see it, but you get the idea.
TCB: Do you guys know how to do the secret trap in the Zombie Master map zm_random?
Pilotguy97: It's how I learnt! (Though past tense isn't exactly right in this case)
CoMcPhee: @Mail: There's not really any need - Valve's own Source Wiki covers custome textures and lighting and everything else in minute and understandable detail... it's a dashed fine read!
Pilotguy97: Yeah, I think it'd work better that way. I mean, If I joined the [non-existent] NZ Army, i'd get my hands on a REAL Steyr AUG. Ah well, one can dream...
Mail: Oh hell no! You can have the AUG, but I'm the one who lives in southern America! I should be talking with the accent and using the rifle.
Pilotguy97: Hang on Mail, i'll help yee. *Runs into crowd with a Winchester 1879 and a Farmer's Costume* GO ON! GEAT! GEAT OFF'A MAH PROPERTY!
Mail: Ohey CoMcPhee! You should release a mapping tutorial covering lighting or custom textures or something.
Mail: Shiiit...Um....How do I-? Hmm...*picks up AUG* Am I doing this right? *aims for the head and opens fire*
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CoMcPhee: Sorry, no screenies - not until after the closing date anyhow. Might give away industrial secrets, what?
The Random Combine: Jeezus, this contest is dominating mah life. besides, i never win at this shit, also Co? screenshot's of the model's maybe please?
The Random Combine: Yeah Co, WHY CAN'T YOU LET LWL FANS ENTER INSTEAD OF FACEFAGGOTS? WHY???????????????????????? Also, i wish girl on the server would update more frequently
Mail: Yeah! I agree with the combine! Fvck all of those g0d d4mn3d m0therfvck1ng f4cefvck3rs that ruin either of our chances by entering the contest.
The Random Combine: Yeah, sorry Co, but i have to think this is your fault due to the multiple noobs from facepunch entering the contest, WHY CANT MINE BE THE BEST D: God damn f*cking facepunchers...
Mail: Why am I so lazy at exploring Eli's lab, but make no hesitation to jump the sh1t in DM maps? Meh. Thats a really good map its in. It has a caged crab and a teleporter and all that. Also, how about next time we have the "Best Thing Made by Mail Contest? Im sure Id fail at that one, too, but still...
CoMcPhee: @Mail: I did indeed spot Izzy had written a book - you first spot that in HL2 in Eli's lab when he invites you to look around. Inevitably I've made up a throwaway joke about it which I was going to dig out sometime in the next story.
Pilotguy97: That's MY motto: "Death is too good for you". And when you see an illegal immigrant spammer, remember: "Earth is full, Go home".
Mail: What about "Aim for the head, but then miss and end up torturing him by shooting him in the genitals"?
Greenlazer: Follow the spammer wacker code Mail... "Aim for the head"
Mail: Oh gee rly? Well, thanks...I dont think Im on here most, but I do reply a sh1tl04d.
JtT: Where's Cubbage?
Greenlazer: Ill be on vacation tomorow for a week. Mail, since your on here the most, I deputise you as a member of spammer police. *hands gun*
Mail: Oh, did you guys know Kleiner is an author? http://i27.tinypic.com/a2ugci.jpg - It was a shelf in an HL2 DM map that I noticed this on.
Mail: Portal Prop Storm! First one to pop McPhee in the face with a companion cube or GLaDOS core wins!
Greenlazer: Thankfully the spammer bunker is imune to your upload portal storm.
Mail: Yeah- I was looking for that a week ago, but thought he had some sort of purpose for it...Idunno...
Pilotguy97: Hey Co, didn't you used to have a "downloads" page before the big site revamp? Cause your big cliff map is awesome!
Eli: It'll be the Seven Hour Habbo lockout all over again! Except this time we won't even last Seven minutes!
Mail: Portal storm.
CoMcPhee: Storm??
Mail: I blame Co McPhee for the recent storm in uploads. Its all probably a bunch of friggin' facepunchers that came in to do it.
CoMcPhee: 3rd poast! @Greenlazer: I didn't self-harm - I've never heard Justin sing and Twilight is silly so it didn't pain me too much. The heart wallpaper is just girly. Miss Manic (of AGOTS comix) suggested loads of stuffed toys around to make it even girlier, you know big plushie houndeyes and headcrabs and that was SUCH an excellent idea. Sadly, I could have done it but you'd have all been waiting for this update until next Wednesday so I've had to file that one for the future.
CoMcPhee: Speaking for myself, my favourite poster in Alyx's room is Manly J. Man. That image would actually make such an excellent poster.
CoMcPhee: @tehantlion: I mean fixed as in it can't roll along on wheels - I THINK with advanced duplicationing, if you right-click something with the physgun, it stays that way even after reduplication. But don't worry if your device is prone to falling over, we won't penalise you for that. We'll just mock you roundly in the commntary.
Greenlazer: Oh, and Hello Kitty too. I spy with my little eye, "A Girl on the Server" reference!
Greenlazer: Oh and hey CoMcPhee. How many times did you have to cut yourself after putting twilight, Justin Beeber, and heart wallpaper in your comic?
Greenlazer: Sorry my friend. I am the only needed Troll police here, THAT MAKES YOU A TROLL... WITH A VUVUSUELA THINGY! *knee shoots him.*
A now dead troller: AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU LOL GAY
Troll police: Freece *shoots an anti troll beam* BAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAAABBBBB!!!
Trollololololololol: lDLWDTWdpDWGgdifsdyDSLYFSYLIDFAYULFDYLyfsdlsyfyuadfldyflayafdlfuyulsfaluaaudfauef7tidfaksafkmuaf LOL FAIL 7331
The Random Combine: Wut... 2 More launchers... I am not delighted... please say mine is best! i never win anything :l
Antlion: Re: Headcrab-flinger competition: When it says that the machine must be fixed, does that mean that it will be held in place by rightclicking the physgun on it by the judges before testing it? Or does it have to have a bunch of wires & stuff rooting it to a large heavy object? (Coz I tried to do the latter and it kept falling over.)
CoMcPhee: Delighted to say two more Crab Launchers have qualified - which means we now have one more than the six finalists. Oooo! Depending on how many there are by the 28th, I'll have to have a little knockout compo to find the 6 best ones.
CoMcPhee: Yes, Cubbage lovers - it's true. I finished and uploaded this comic at 2AM and totally forgot Cubbage. ALTERNATIVE EXPLANATION: Cubbage sprained himself trying to fit his box on for cricket - so his comment has been slightly delayed! Bad show!
Cubbage: I say, readers, sorry I couldn't pop into the office today! Had a spot of bother with the telly - seems there was some kind of transmission that caused a soccer match to appear on the screen, and so ol' Cubbage had to monitor it quite closely until the phenomenon subsided. Can't be too careful with technology these days, what! Also, damn shame about the Dutch losing. For all their clogs and tulips they're a lot more English than those bull-slaughtering Spaniards are!
Antlion: Hey! I've *been* to 17 Summer Street, Kingston MA!

Also, JOY!!!!!! @ seeing Alyx's delusional domestic bliss made into a comic!
TCB: Great new comic, Co. And Random Combine, do you have an Nvidia graphics card?
The Random Combine: AH HEADCRAB POOP. Theres now 2 more entries for the contest, if the others get through and i dont... no hl2 deathmatch for me...
Scelton315: By the way, Pilotguy97, there's nothing anyone can do about playing stuff on Steam on my computer. It's knackered. Only good for the internet.
Scelton315: Hmmm... I would love to see Gorden being woken from his coma but he accidental gets on a train and gets knocked out.
CoMcPhee: No, it's 54 now. Jeepers, what happened? Did Concerned catch fire?
CoMcPhee: 51 online at once????!1? This is the new record, folks!
Pilotguy97: I cannot wait until ALL of the following happens: Ruse is released, Portal 2 is released and Ep: 3 is released, in that chronological order.
PSV: I cannot wait until one of the following happens: Garry's Mod comes out for the Mac My hipster family decides to get a real computer.
Tesla: Ladies, please control yourselves!
Durp: Haha, Love the Tesla poster.
CoMcPhee: OK, well you can now download it. It comes in a folder called addons, but don't put it in addons cos it probably won't work. Just take the maps and materials folders and drop them into garrysmod/garrysmod and then it will. http://lifewithlamarr.com/downloads/alyx_apartment.zip
Mail: True, Co, but I am a collector. Why wouldnt I want it? I may use it for something some day.
CoMcPhee: @Mail: You wouldn't want that map would you? It's just one room and a bunch of custom textures. There's also not much in it, as I 'furnished' it inside gmod rather than in Hammer (far easier and less fiddly). All the map would be is a room with all the posters and a skybox.
CoMcPhee: Why Ha Man - they're in there because Alyx is a teen girl, ergo she likes Twilight and Justin. You like a bit of Justin yourself, in secret right? Sure. We all do. We won't tell.
Mail: I spy what looks like miss Maniac above that talking washing machine...